Diet Pills

Well, hey, it’s me again.  Another week has gone by and guess what?  I looked on the internet after I got my lazy self off the couch and I found out some interesting stuff about Proactol.  Plus, I talked to Jeremy at work a little more about how he got started using Proactol diet pills.  The company says I can still eat the foods I want – well, some of them anyway.  That’s a start!  That’s at least a compromise!  Proactol says it works by binding fats.  I never heard of that before, but when I read the description – here, let me tell you about it.  Proactol says their diet pill can bind up to 28 percent of my fat intake if I take their pill after I eat.  They’ve done studies and held clinical trials and they’ve got at least two doctors who say it’s a good deal.  They also say that they can have me looking lean, trim, and sexy in no time.  This diet pill will help stop my stomach from growling and stop me from feeling hungry.  It will suppress my appetite so when I eat pizza, I may get full after a slice or two, instead of eating the whole pizza.  Maybe Rusty will get the piece of pizza now he has always begged for.  Surely, one piece couldn’t hurt Rusty?  Anyway, it goes a step further than that even.  Proactol can lower my cholesterol levels.  Boy, won’t ole Dr. Richards be surprised and happy about that.  But, do you think I can do it?  I say I’ll give it a try.  Why not?  It worked for Jeremy; it can work for me, too.  It’s better than laying on the couch putting on more pounds.  And, with winter AND football season coming on in a few months, I better start now.  That’s why I decided to order some Proactol the other day.  I just went ahead and bit the bullet and ordered it.  The Proactol web site says the recommended dose is 2 to 3 tablets after each meal.  Or, if I’m eating my favorite foods that are higher in fat, I should take 3 to 4 tablets after each meal.  The way “binding” works, as I understand it, is there are two fibers in Proactol.  One is a natural fiber that consists of two different kinds of fibers: what they call “soluable” and the other “non-soluable.”  I remember from biology class that non-soluable means something can’t be absorbed.  So, after I eat, when I take the Proactol diet pills, those non-soluable fibers hook up with the fats from the food and they ride on out of the body together.  The fibers form a gel around the fat that holds them together so they can scoot on through and out of my body before they have a chance to be digested and broken up by enzymes and stored as fat cells in my body’s reserves.  That’s a pretty neat trick!  That was pretty smart of the Proactol diet pill guys to come with something like that.  The soluable fibers, then, they combine with what they call “bile acids” to create a solution that slows down the rest of my digestive process.  That means that the energy the other foods turn into don’t get digested or allotted out to different functions as fast as they normally would.  By staying undigested longer, they tell me I will feel fuller longer, so I won’t have the hunger cravings again as soon as I normally would.  So, hopefully, if I don’t think about food as much, I won’t eat as much food.  Then, I will lose weight!  How does that sound?  Sounds like a goal within reach, thanks to Proactol!